I am a g-rated girl in an r-rated world

We had a fabulous and educational time at my sister's bachelorette this weekend. I learned 5 things:

1. the length of time you wait for a drink is directly proportional to your age (no shocker there)

2. watching a mechanical bull for more than 15 minutes makes you really nauseous--even sober

3. depending on your demographic, support beams take on a whole new use (stripper pole?)

4. saying "i'm old enough to be your mother" doesn't always have the intended effect of dismissing the unwanted party (umm, ick.)

5. I have the most awesome friends ever.

THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE I CAN LEGALLY POST FROM THE PARTY (but its a good one)

Grilled cheese and soybutter sandwiches at 1:30AM? while watching Noggin?

good times girls, good times...