Hey Jasmine, who's your new friend? Yeah, seriously, she needs to lighten up.
Listen Mulan, not everyone has smokin' abs like I do. YOU of all people shouldn't judge, I mean weren't you like, a male impersonator?
I don't know why we have this Virgin Mary, and I don't know why she is exactly the same size as the Disney Princesses. I just know that I'm probably going to hell.
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I want to say SOMETHING regarding this, but i just dont even know what to say.... you're probably going to hell... but i laughed out loud, so i'll join you there and we'll hit the whiskey :)
highballs for everyone! wait, that sounded WAY dirtier than I intended...
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